Qaddafi: I don’t get it, why you so mad bro?

Blue steel.

Dan Amira @ NYMag:

Seriously, why are you guys even directing this rage at Qaddafi to begin with? He’s just a gentle old man who smiles and waves to people and drinks tea and wears white gloves to protect his delicate hands and hosts foreign dignitaries and unleashes mercenary death squads on his people and takes leisurely strolls through floral gardens.

Qaddafi actually blamed the uprising in Libya on coffee drugs:

[Qaddafi] says al Qaeda militants are “exploiting” teenagers, giving them “hallucinogenic pills in their coffee with milk, like Nescafe.”

It’s like some sort of SNL skit that came to life; it would be hilarious if it weren’t so tragic.